Monday, May 31, 2010

CELAKO ISRAEL JAHANNAMM tempat kamu!!

Israel Targetting Dr Mahathir's Ships

By Syed Akbar Ali

Tun Dr Mahathir gave a Press Conference at 4:30 pm today at the Perdana Leadership Foundation in Putrajaya. The Israelis had attacked the relief convoy of six ships that were headed for Gaza with medicines, wheel chairs and other supplies for the people of Gaza. The convoy had 600 people on board including volunteers over 80 years old.

None of them were armed with spears and Rambo knives as claimed by the Israelis. The Israelis fired on the ships from gunboats and helicopters. The attack took place 65 miles off the Gaza coast in international waters. Most seriously attacked was the MV Marmara.

19 people have been killed and over 30 injured. The ships have been towed by the Israelis to the Israeli naval base at Haifa.

There was a two man tv crew from Astro Awani on board the ship that was fired upon by the Istraelis. We pray for their safety.

There were three other ships funded by the Malaysian Perdana Global Peace Organisation or PGPO. Mathias Chang, Syamsul Akmar, the Member of Parliament from Parit Buntar and a few other Malaysians are on board those vessels. These vessels are not in danger yet because they are still two days away from the Gaza coast. They were delayed because of engine trouble and are still in Cyprus waters.

However it is possible that they may be sailing towards Gaza n'theless. I think this is a dangerous thing to attempt considering that the Israelis do not seem to care about any law that does not suit them. I hope Mathias Chang who is the man in charge will not put himself or his charges in harm's way. We have tried our best and we have also made our point. 19 people killed is just one too many.

Four ships in the flotilla were flying Turkish flags. There have since been massive demonstrations in Turkey and their ambassador to Israel has been recalled. Well this is what the Turks have got in return after years of pally pally relations with Israel.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Are these People for REAL?


Scram jet technology? SRAM!! Damn it!!

USAF vehicle breaks record for hypersonic flight

"I would like to see less of a focus upon weapons and more focus upon cures for some of the diseases that plague humanity. Cancer, AIDS, and Parkinson's Disease, among others, are what we should cure right away. I am worried that too much money is being made from having these diseases alive and growin in the population for a real effor to be made in finding cures."

Bah, too many people in the world, most in underdeveloped third world countries. Weapons development will provide the means to cull most of these in the near and mid future.

At least that what the envirowackos would like to see happen. Only a small percentage of the world's population actually contributes anything to the advancement of the race. When 50% of the world's population has even made a phone call, what does that tell you?

...and yes, for the slow, this is satire.

Comments by Roberts

Another one comments (the Name is Sydney)
• Cancer and other Disease cures will not happen. The research $ "Golden Goose" industry would be lost if cures and vaccinations were available. Researchers would stand to lose millions /billions of research dollars / grants / donations to study the problem.

There's no long-term profit in cures of any disease !
That surely is a great achievement for the States.
And before we know it,a Chinese Spy working for one of the companies working on the project will provide their "Motherland" with all the details,and in 12 months time,China will unveil their "version".
"Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery"- not. Says Colin.
Mean while an Idiot name Bob said, It sure would be a game changer if we could fly SCRAMJets into space. Lets make it hapen!!!

Congrats to P & W, Rocketdyne, and Boeing!

Hello dude... there is no oxygen in space,, duhh..... Game here meaning War I suppose.



But I guess the next dude sums it all up for these AMERICANS, I’m sure they are AMERICANOSE hahahaha Who's going to be the American spy(s) to sell these classified secrets to foreign governments ? Just like nuclear weapons. For some reason, we pay to develop these technologies and they're given away, at the very least without compensation.

Then cheap foreign governments recreate and sell technologies like a commodity. And it's used against us. Are we just stupid or what ?

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Hak Cipta Ciplak


TEMUDUGA TERBUKA!!!


SEMUA AKAN DIKEHENDAKI HADIR TANPA SEBARANG PENGECUALIAN

KEKOSONGAN JAWATAN:
A. Ahli Syurga Dari Awal.
B. Ahli Neraka Dari Awal.
C. Ahli Neraka Sementara Kemudian Akan Dilantik Jadi Ahli Syurga.

EMPAT GANJARAN LUMAYAN (khas untuk jawatan A):
1. Nikmat kubur.
2. Perlindungan di Padang Mahsyar.
3. Keselamatan Meniti Titian Sirat.
4. Syurga yang kekal abadi.

TARIKH TEMUDUGA:
Bila-bila masa secara adhoc bermula dari saat membaca iklan ini.

LOKASI TEMUDUGA:
Di dalam kubur (alam barzakh).

KELAYAKAN:
Anda tidak perlu bawa siji-sijil,termasuk sijil saham termasuk saham Internet.
Anda tidak perlu bawa pingat , Mercedes mata belalang atau kad kredit.
Anda tidak perlu bawa wang atau harta serta emas yang anda kumpul.
Anda tidak perlu berparas rupa yg cantik, hensem atau berbadan tegap atau seksi.
Sila bawa dokumen asal iaitu : Iman dan Amal serta sedekah jariah sebagai sokongan.

PANEL/PENEMUDUGA:
Mungkar dan Nakir.

ENAM SOALAN BOCOR:
1. Siapa Tuhan anda?
2. Apa Agama anda?
3. Siapa Nabi anda?
4. Apa Kitab anda?
5. Di mana Kiblat anda?
6. Siapa Saudara anda?

CARA MEMOHON:

Anda cuma perlu menunggu penjemput yang berkaliber untuk menjemput anda. Ia akan menjemput anda pada bila-bila masa saja (mungkin sekejap lagi). Ia akan berlembut kepada orang-orang tertentu dan akan bengis kepada orang-orang tertentu.

Ia diberi nama Izrail.

TIPS UNTUK BERJAYA DALAM TEMUDUGA TERTUTUP INI:
Hadis Hasan yang diriwayatkan oleh Ahmad Hanbal, yang bermaksud begini:

Sila war-warkan tawaran jawatan kosong ini kepada semua sahabat.

Wallahu-a'lam. Semoga berjaya dalam temuduga ini.
Sila lihat tawaran-tawaran lain sebelum menjadi jenazah

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

WAHAI TUAN PM! TOLONG JANGAN LANTIK LIABILITI KE DALAM KABINET!



Pengumuman Penting!

Sekiranya anda mempunyai sebarang cerita untuk dikongsi bersama, sila email saya di housepk@live.com

Bloggers pro-Umno ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk menyuarakan pandangan bahawa sebarang perlantikan pemimpin yang dilanda kontroversi ke Kabinet ataupun mana mana jawatan berprofil tinggi hendaklah dielakkan pada masa kini.

Dengan sebarang perlantikan yang berbaur kontroversi, maka akan tempanglah semua usaha kita untuk meningkatkan prestasi dan imej Umno, Barisan Nasional mahupun Kerajaan Pusat.

Bloggers pro-Umno juga akan merasa lebih tertekan dalam usaha mereka menyokong usaha Umno kerana mereka tidak mungkin mampu mempertahankan keputusan melantik seorang pemimpin yang terpalit kontroversi ke Kabinet.

Di ketika getir ini, kita memerlukan seorang pemimpin muda yang mampu menyatukan sayap Pemuda Umno yang kian robek kerana Pemuda adalah penyumbang penting dalam perjuangan parti keramat kita.

Sejarah telah menunjukkan bahawa Pemuda mampu bertindak sebagai suara kritis yang lantang lagi bernas tanpa memberi ketuanya sebarang jawatan Kabinet, malah keputusan memberikan Anwar Ibrahim jawatan cabinet sempena kedudukan beliau sebagai Ketua Pemuda mungkin sekali telah menjadi punca Pemuda kian kusam, gusar dan capet.

Umno amat memerlukan tenaga Pemuda ketika generasi baru semakin meminggirkannya, dengan itu kami ingin menyeru dengan lantang agar Perdana Menteri tidak melantik Ketua Pergerakan Pemuda Umno ke Kabinet.

Seruan ini disokong oleh para blogger pro-Umno.


Tuesday, May 25, 2010
WAHAI TUAN PM! TOLONG JANGAN LANTIK LIABILITI KE DALAM KABINET!

Sekiranya anda adalah penyokong UMNO sejati dan mahu melihat parti keramat ini terus bernyawa, maka aku seru pada korang supaya sertai aku dan rakan-rakan bloggers yang lain untuk meletakkan banner ini di blog ataupun di facebook anda!

Ayuh semua, kita letakkan banner ini di blog masing-masing kalau kita sayangkan UMNO! Di bawah ini ada senarai blog-blog yang telah menyertai kempen ini:


1. Out Syed The Box
2. Another Brick In The Wall
3. Mantra..in deep tots
4. WBHim
5. Sri TriBuana

Tunggu apa lagi? Mari sertai kempen ini! SELAMATKAN UMNO
*nota:Liability dalam bahasa enggeris, Bahasa Melayu nya, Biawak Hidup

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Friday











This Friday is the 1st time that I attended Friday prayers at the new Masjid Usamah bin Zaid. Its placed on a hill slope with a very steep slip road. But thanks to my 16 speed bicycle, I was able to cycle up the slope.

Upon locking and chained my bike to a lamp-post I went looking for the ablution area and also the toilets. The signage was quite confusing. Maybe the mosque management should consider changing them.

I was early. An ustaz was giving a talk before the proper Friday prayers. The hall was hardly a quarter full. Maybe not even one fifth. It caught me by surprise. Maybe the ulamaks should remind people that if they come to Friday prayers after the second azan is over, then their prayers and deeds for the friday prayers does not count. Then your deeds for the day is disqualified. One other thing that is always done in Kedah but not in KL is the reminder not to talk while the khutbah is given. I have seen adults too talking during the khutbahs. Not at this mosque, but other mosques. Even if one were to shush some one else or say, "quiet".

While taking these pictures in the hall, a man brushed my hand while passing by me. He turned out to be my desk mate in standard four! He is now an officer in a big conglomerate! They are not lucky, but they work for it. Unlike some people who only likes to blame others, esspecially the government for their failures.

You can see in the two pictures inside the main hall. the top one is after the 2nd azan and the 2nd picture is just before the 1st azan . The hall remains almost the same. Anyway, what I like about today's khutbah is that, it is about ulamaks. With regards to respect for ulamak. How they are to be treated, bla bla bla. I wished I had a copy of the khutbah's text. But what really caught and stayed in my memory is, that ulamaks are the mainstay of society. If ulamaks are good, then society will be good, but if ulamaks are bad, then, society will be bad.

Now let us reflect this on some of our "ulamaks". There are certainly good ones but if the good ones don't correct the not so good ones, then surely this is reflected in our society. But certain ulamaks conveniently put the blame on the umarak. The PEMIMPINS!

Therefore, I hereby challenged these ulamak to say that what I have written here is untrue, and I shall delete them and beg forgiveness from them and from god. They should do the right thing, be good ulamaks. But like Tun had already warned them, they are not really ulamaks, but just some unqualified people masquarading as ulamaks.

These days, religious students don't study everything unlike in the past where the tok gurus are qualified to open their own madrasahs. Do we see any new madrasahs opening up? Not many. Thats because the new students don't have the capacity to teach everything.I am not an ulamak, or even a religious student, but dare you tell me I am wrong? You tell me.

I can go on and on. But I think this is enough for today.

Friday, May 7, 2010

ciplak dari yang original ... Koperal 104747 Khalid Che Rus perlukan bantuan anda! Mana dia peguam peguam Juara Rakyat? (Dikemaskini)

Di ciplak hanya kerana ada keperluan dan termampu aku buat,
http://mahaguru58.blogspot.com/

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.

Tuan tuan dan puan puan, warganegara Malaysia sekelian.

Besarlah harapan saya agar tuan puan berkeadaan sihat sejahtera bersama ahli keluarga sekelian.

Begitu juga doa saya agar tuan puan semua berkemampuan dari segi material duniawi untuk membantu seorang anggota polis negara kita yang kini terlantar sakit, tidak berupaya berkata kata, lemah terbaring baru beberapa lama dapat mencelikkan mata, hanya mampu melihat tanpa berupaya bersuara.

Koperal 104747 Khalid bin Che Rus dilanggar lari pada 29hb April 2009 di Jalan Keramat AU dan bergelimpang kaku diatas jalanraya akibat terhentak kepalanya jatuh terpelanting dari motosikal yang ditunggang beliau balik bertugas sebagai anggota polis Balai Ampang!

Pemandu kenderaan yang melanggarnya cabut lari meninggalkan Koperal Khalid Che Rus koma diatas jalan, lengkap beruniform. Orang ramai yang berlalu lalang cuma melihat atau berlalu pergi tanpa menghulurkan bantuan kepada anggota polis ini sampai sejam berlalu!

Jenis kategori apakah masyarakat kita ini boleh membiarkan seorang anggota polis pengsan koma terhentak kepalanya diatas jalanraya bertar yang keras itu tanpa memanggil ambulans atau mendail 999?

Akibat terbiar tanpa pertolongan cemas atau rawatan doktor selama sejam lebih, hari ini Koperal Khalid baru sedar dari koma beberapa bulan yang lalu setelah setahun ditimpa kemalangan yang telah meragut keupayaannya untuk berdikari atau bertugas menjaga keselamatan negara dan menyara anak isteri beliau yang tercinta!

Saya berkesempatan mengetahui cerita duka beliau ini dari OCPD Ampang Jaya ACP Abdul Jalil Hassan dan Ketua Polis Balai Ampang Cif Inspektor Norazman Zakaria semasa saya membuat tinjauan ke Ibu Pejabat Polis Daerah Ampang Jaya semalam.

Saya kesana untuk mewawancara pegawai pegawai polis didalam penyiasatan saya sebagai seorang penulis blog menangani kes remaja yang ditembak mati tempohari.

Bilamana saya dimaklumkan bahawa ada satu kes dimana ada anggota polis yang dilanggar lari setahun sudah dan sekarang baru sedar dari koma, maka saya mengalihkan perhatian saya untuk mengetahui keadaan Koperal 104747 Khalid bin Che Rus yang telah saya paparkan didalam bentuk video di atas.

Saya pohon agar setiap pembaca blog saya ini serta rakan rakan blogger menyebarluaskan video ini melalui blog masing masing.

Saya mengalu alukan pihak media supaya menyiarkan semula video ini di rangkaian masing masing.

Saya mempelawa peguam peguam 'Juara Rakyat' untuk turut membantu Koperal Khalid Che Rus sepertimana mereka membuktikan diri mahu 'membantu' rakyat ter'aniaya' didalam kes remaja Shah Alam itu!

Bantulah Koperal Khalid Che Rus!

Hubungi isteri Koperal Khalid @ Puan Satona di talian 014-223 5120

Alamat berek kediaman mereka :

No. 111, Blok 9, Jalan AU 1A/1, Taman Keramat, 54200, Kuala Lumpur.

Nombor Akaun Bank Koperal Khalid bin Che Rus untuk kemasukan terus wang derma ikhlas anda adalah :

Akaun Maybank : 1621-8839-5589
Akaun BSN : 1415-7298-8710-4416
Diatas kesudian tuan puan membantu Koperal Khalid bin Che Rus ini, bersama sama lah kami memohon doa restu dari Ilahi agar membalas budi dan jasa tuan tuan dan puan puan semua diampunkan sekelian dosa, dipanjangkan umur, dimurahi rezeki, dikekalkan iman dan dibalas dengan ganjaran Jannah Al Firdaus, Insya Allah!

Amin Ya Rabbal Alamin.

Saya menyampaikan amanah Puan Satona sekeluarga serta Ketua Polis Balai Ampang OCS Cif Inspektor Norazman bin Zakaria serta Tuan OCPD ACP Abdul Jalil bin Hassan serta seluruh tenaga anggota polis Ibu Pejabat Daerah Ampang Jaya, rakan rakan setugas Koperal 104747 Khalid Che Rus.

Wabillahi Taufik Wal Hidayah.

Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.

Hormat dari saya,

Zainol Abideen @ Mahaguru58.

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* Heartfelt appreciations from me on behalf of Koperal Khalid, his family & his superiors to the following Good Samaritans for caring to highlight this case in their respective blogs and newspaper :

My blogging mate @ Dato Ahiruddin Atan @ Rockybru for publishing my appeal here in his blog and an earlier report on Corporal Khalid in his newspaper The Malay Mail here.
Blogger Papa Gomo for sharing his views here in his blog about Corporal Khalid's plight.

Blogger Gerakan Anti PKR for sharing the same here in his blog.
The Unspinners for sharing with their readers this appeal here.
MEDIA CYBER for being kind enough to share this appeal with her readers here.
Unit Media Wangsa Maju for sharing the story of Corporal Khalid with their readers here.

I ask all my fellow bloggers to please share this news about Corporal Khalid in your respective blogs and to ask those who can help him to contact his wife at 014-223 5120 to offer your assistance.

Allah the Almighty will surely look upon those who are kind to the ones who are suffering with Mercy and Grace Insya Allah.

God bless all of you who are going to help Koperal Khalid and his family.

Ameen.
Published by MAHAGURU58 at 8:35 PM

Saturday, May 1, 2010

this came in my email






"Sabda Nabi S.A.W : Perbanyakkan kamu beristighfar kerana dengannya
dapat melepaskan kesulitan dan uraikan kekusutan, mententeramkan
jiwa dan rezeki mencurah-curah..."

Take a NAP is a solution!
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is
more important than any other.
Abraham Lincoln
How a bear proves the title

A bear was walking across Rainbow Bridge
(Old Hwy 40 at Donner Summit , Truckee , CA ) NEXT DOOR TO LAKE TAHOE,
NV on Saturday when two cars also crossing the bridge scared the bear
into jumping over the edge of the bridge. Somehow the bear caught the
ledge and was able to pull itself to safety... Authorities decided
that nothing could be done to help Saturday night so they returned
Sunday morning to find the bear sound asleep on the ledge.
After securing a net under the bridge the bear was tranquilized, fell
into the net, lowered, then woke up and walked out of the net.
There is a moral to this story you know; this old bear made a wrong
move and found he was hanging by his nails. Somehow he was able to
pull himself up onto the ledge where he saw he was in a very bad,
impossible situation and what did he do?

Yep, he took a nap and sure enough the situation took care of
itself while he was asleep.

The moral is that when confronted with a bad situation sometimes
the best solution is to just take a nap.
Just like some presidents and prime ministers